Following a gin and tonic with our new dock friends from the distressed sailboat; Sebastian, the Brit (read thick british accent and all the 'proper' sayings) and his wife Liz got up to leave for the night. They were heading up to Baltimore from Annapolis.
Rebecca: "Ok. Take care and drive safely tonight."
Sebastian: "Oh, don't worry I've got a German car."
(semi-confused look on everybody's face. what is this guy talking about?)
Sebastian: "Yes, the only problem is that whenever you open the bloody thing it starts chatting and telling you, 'Invade Poland Now.'"
word for word. i swear.
Awesome sauce.
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